The other day I changed the ringtone on my teachers’ phone to “Baby Doll”. The entire class was punished for an hour but her expression was priceless when her phone rang in the middle of algebra!
I saw this girl copying my answers on a Math quiz. So I wrote some wrong and then corrected them quickly at the end of quiz.
My sister takes too long in the bathroom in the morning so I’ve set her clock 20 minutes ahead. It’s been three days and she still doesn’t know!
I asked a friend if she could lend me money for the canteen. She dared me to steal it from the teacher’s purse. When the teacher went out, I looked in her bag and took out 50 bucks!
My teacher caught me watching R-rated content on my laptop. She asked to save it on her USB and in return, I got an A in the subject.
Really, you’re going to put up something on a blackboard, lecture us for 30 minutes and call that a lesson. You’re freaking nuts!
I can tell my teacher doesn’t really want to help me. She thinks I’m a slob and a failure. She’d rather do something else than help me because I’m a stupid.
I hate school because I’m always scared I’ll say something stupid in class and everybody will laugh at me.
People at school don’t like me. They never invite me to their birthday parties and GTs. I tell my parents that I’m going to a friend’s but really I just go to the park.
I’ve cheated on every test, quiz and exam since 5th grade. I have to give my CIEs soon and I don’t know what I’ll do.