My three-year-old almost fell into the potty seat when he was trying to sit the other day. He was traumatized but I couldn’t stop laughing. It was hilarious!
I hid my children’s phone chargers the other day…just to make them sit and talk to me.
I hide in the bathroom all the time to eat all the chocolate I hide from my kids.
When the kids wake up at night, I kick my husband and tell him it’s his turn. That way he thinks I got up before that…when I never did!
I sometimes let my kids win board games just so we get done quickly.
I gave birth to this child, know her from inside out and her teachers are going to tell me how to ‘deal’ with her ‘sensitive’ personality? Yeah…right!
I’m sick of people and schools telling me my child has behavior issues. He’s autistic, for god’s sake. Go read up you fools!
I often wonder if parenting would be easier if my kid was like someone else’s kid. Do other parents think like that?
I drop the kids to school and my husband goes to work and then I binge watch Gossip Girls for 2 hours!
I take my kids to 3 different after-school activities because I can’t handle their constant chatter and fighting.