Students don’t disappoint me. Their parents do.
The other day I changed the ringtone on my teachers’ phone to “Baby Doll”. The entire class was punished for an hour but her expression was priceless when her phone rang in the middle of algebra!
I tell my kids that the candy at the cash counter is cat food!
I asked a friend if she could lend me money for the canteen. She dared me to steal it from the teacher’s purse. When the teacher went out, I looked in her bag and took out 50 bucks!
I think I’m in love with my son’s 4th grade teacher. I don’t know what to do.
My teacher caught me watching R-rated content on my laptop. She asked to save it on her USB and in return, I got an A in the subject.
My wife left us two years ago. I’m glad she did…I have great kids and I know it’s all because of me.
I can tell my teacher doesn’t really want to help me. She thinks I’m a slob and a failure. She’d rather do something else than help me because I’m a stupid.
I sometimes set my phone on ‘record’ while I’m out of the class…to hear what my students say about me.
I’m a teacher and I know some of my female students have a crush on me…and I love it!