My three-year-old almost fell into the potty seat when he was trying to sit the other day. He was traumatized but I couldn’t stop laughing. It was hilarious!
I can’t wait for the break so I can go to the staff room and crib about my insane students.
I saw this girl copying my answers on a Math quiz. So I wrote some wrong and then corrected them quickly at the end of quiz.
I hid my children’s phone chargers the other day…just to make them sit and talk to me.
I keep a Red Bull in my bag for those days when I just can’t handle being a teacher.
My sister takes too long in the bathroom in the morning so I’ve set her clock 20 minutes ahead. It’s been three days and she still doesn’t know!
I hide in the bathroom all the time to eat all the chocolate I hide from my kids.
I hate it when my students tell me about their lives…I really couldn’t care less.
When the kids wake up at night, I kick my husband and tell him it’s his turn. That way he thinks I got up before that…when I never did!
I sometimes let my kids win board games just so we get done quickly.