Students don’t disappoint me. Their parents do.
My three-year-old almost fell into the potty seat when he was trying to sit the other day. He was traumatized but I couldn’t stop laughing. It was hilarious!
The other day I changed the ringtone on my teachers’ phone to “Baby Doll”. The entire class was punished for an hour but her expression was priceless when her phone rang in the middle of algebra!
I can’t wait for the break so I can go to the staff room and crib about my insane students.
I saw this girl copying my answers on a Math quiz. So I wrote some wrong and then corrected them quickly at the end of quiz.
I hid my children’s phone chargers the other day…just to make them sit and talk to me.
I keep a Red Bull in my bag for those days when I just can’t handle being a teacher.
My sister takes too long in the bathroom in the morning so I’ve set her clock 20 minutes ahead. It’s been three days and she still doesn’t know!
I tell my kids that the candy at the cash counter is cat food!
I asked a friend if she could lend me money for the canteen. She dared me to steal it from the teacher’s purse. When the teacher went out, I looked in her bag and took out 50 bucks!